noun. Even a douchewad’s gotta eat.
Real citation: “We stopped at the Westmark Inn to eat. I remembered the Westmark in Skagway as a grade-A doucheteria, with mediocre food and obnoxious people, but this one was mostly empty. As we pored over our menus, Mike and I realized that we hadn’t eaten at all since lunch at the Bayview the previous day. We had been running entirely on adrenaline and never thought to eat. Now, though, we were starving.”
(Clarence Wethern, Sept. 27, 2007, http://www.clarencewethern.com/2007/10/10/alaskan-adventure/)
Made-up citation: “You may think my kitchen is a doucheteria. But the truth is far worse!”