noun. Malicious joy that is bow-wow in nature.
Real citation: “probably wondering when you are going to get something stuck into or rammed up your backside. That would be dogenfreude I think”
(March 19, 2008, Sports Frog, http://www.sportsfrog.com/swamp/viewtopic.php?p=515883&sid=94eded0928e04e227a463f37bde30586)
Made-up citation: “Coyotes and dingos feel great dogenfreude at the embarrassing lives of domestic pooches—though many secretly long for a poo-carrying, thumb-having, planet-wrecking hairless ape of their own.”