paleo-whatsit-doohickey-phallic-device

noun. An old dildo?

Real citation: “That what gets me about Jodorwsky. His style is so very different from book to book. White Lama almost seems like it was written by a different person than his Paleo-whatsit-doohickey-phallic-device books. I have almost zero complaints about his writing there. There's some iffy dialogue in places, but its still better than Metabarons, Technopriests and the Incal in that regard.”
(Feb. 14, 2005, Comixfan Forums, http://www.comixfan.com/xfan/forums/showpost.php?p=968518&postcount=16)

Made-up citation: “If you don’t hand over the paleo-whatsit-doohickey-phallic-device, I’ll deputize this squirrel. Then I’ll be three deputies short of a lacrosse team, and your scheme will be foiled, Dr. Vargas!”