adj. Do I look like a glycoli-schmancy-hydroxo-crapologist?
Real citation: “If glycoli-schmancy-hydroxo-crapological facials are not your scene, this down-to-earth, inexpensive, Canadian hiking resort may be for you.”
(Marjorie Ingall, 1999, Fit Magazine, http://www.hiking.com/abus_phil_publ_fitm.htm)
Made-up citation: “If you won’t tell us where the hostages are, we will take steps. Glycoli-schmancy-hydroxo-crapological steps! Look it up in the Patriot Act, bucko.”