Tuesday, May 13, 2008


adj. A non-smell method of shit detection I asked my ophthalmologist about today.

Real citation: “You do indeed have smart kids, K. They're developing your super power: craposcopic vision. The ability to spot crap from some distance away.”
(March 15, 2006, http://blevkog.blogspot.com/2006/03/and-now-latest-sign-of-apocalypse.html)

Made-up citation: “During election years I lend out my craposcopic gizmometer, which leaks corrosive acid when overstimulated.”

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