adj. Whoa is me!
Real citation: “NO SPAM PHOTOS! Do not post non-whoa stuff, like photos of the drummer from INXS.”
(Nov. 11, 2005, http://www.geocaching.com/track/details.aspx?id=176391)
Made-up citation: “I’m not depressed, but I am in a non-whoa, non-woo-hoo, non-yay, minimally yippee phase of life in which I rarely become vertical. But at least I’m not depressed!”