half-boobedly

adv. A mono-breasted approach.

Real citation: “I ran across this blog today and wholeheartedly agree with it. Anyone else agree? Even half heartedly? What about half-boobedly?”
(May 10, 2005, http://www.madville.com/journals.php?id=4187&vote=1)

Made-up citation: “When life gets you down, and you feel sad, and even your fembot army is terrorizing the countryside half-boobedly, try a Dunkin’ Donuts coffee: now with sugar, crack, and sugared crack.”