noun. Look deep into the vacant eyes of a confuddled citizen, and this ye shall find, plus some rocks.
Real citation: “i'm not sure how you've read it and am therefore confused about your bewildement, bewildered by your befuddlitude, and befuddled as to your confusion.”
(May 18, 2005, http://freekfactory.tribe.net/m/thread/99d6d79e-5fb0-492d-913b-108fd5d8ba2a)
Made-up citation: “In almost every area of life, I am lost in befuddlitude. But when it’s that magical time of year, and my family is doing meerkat exorcisms in the gazebo, I feel at home.”