noun. Hinkitude; hinkiness; hinkage; hinkery; hinkosity; gag me with whatever is handy.
Real citation: “And was anyone else hinked out to the ultimate degree of hinkstivity by Gaeta’s surgery scene? Gak!”
(badkitty1969, May 16, 2008, “4-07: "Guess What's Coming To Dinner?" 2008.05.15,” Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?showtopic=3172930&st=15)
Made-up citation: “Sometimes when my dog barfs and tries to eat the chunks, I feel like hurling. He’d probably wolf that barf too. Oh, the hinkstivity!”