gazillionish

adj. Metric buttloady.

Real citation: “I'd also give a round of virtual applause to Jenni who probably in a two day span did somewhere in the gazillionish number of bottom position movements of squat, deadlift, clean, and about an hour straight of the snatch. She had a nametag that said Jelli the first day that had to be foreshadowing of her current leg condition. You are a great example Jelli of great form.”
(April 7, 2008, Cross Fit, http://www.crossfit.com/mt-archive2/003465.html)

Made-up citation: “On the gazillionish day, God invented the Scottish sushi burrito enema. Power plus boredom is dangerous.”