fine-diddly-fucking-whatever

interjection. “Whatever” got angry. And passive-aggressive. And big-syllabled.

Real citation: “Herk's class is going just fine-diddly-fucking-whatever, Mother. Stop asking me questions. Yes, I have a B. Does that surprise you? Oh, really? Hmm. Well, it didn't surprise me, but then again I don't call myself stupid and retarded on a fucking basis."
(Jan. 23, 2008, sephichen, http://sephichen.livejournal.com/2049.html)

Made-up citation: “When my wife replaced ‘I do’ with ‘fine-diddly-fucking-whatever’ in our wedding vows, I knew I’d found my soul-diddly-fucking-mate. Do not judge me.”