teleportacious

adj. Bamf! Poof! Beam me up, jackasswad.

Real citation: "To be perfectly honest I do not understand this glitch at all, but it is definitely a cool one. Be sure to leave the guy a comment on his teleportacious video."
(March 8, 2008, Glitch Blog, http://glitchblog.com/2008/03/08/incredibly-strange-launch-and-teleport-glitch-in-conflict-denied-ops/)

Made-up citation: "Who's more dangerous? A teleportacious elf or a stain-resistant zombie? I don't know. I'm drunk."