Monday, January 26, 2009


adj. Highly correlated with subsequent heart-splosive events.

Real citation: "One of my favorite sandwiches is the meat-splosive Spicy Rizzak made of 50% sliced turkey, 25% crispy bacon, and 25% tomato and onion coated in melted cheddar and hot chipotle mayo, all neatly tucked in a soft and crusty, toasted sesame semolina hero roll. It only comes in a large size, unlike most of their other hot sandwiches that come in small or large. While I always get a small for any sandwich that has that option—it's the perfect size, not too big or small—I never have a problem polishing off a large Spicy Rizzak."
(Jan. 13, 2009, Serious Eats: New York,

Made-up citation: "I'm switching to a meat-splosive diet. True, the constant, caveman-esque consumption of meat does pack on a few pounds, but the quarterly combustive kabooms take it right off."

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