noun. Oh dear. Natural male enhancement, where are you?
Real citation: "'He said: (after dropping pants to his knees) "I call him 'Russel the wonder muscle', c'mere and suck on it babeeee'
She said: (pointing at 'Russel') 'HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA........... You expect to pleasure me with that nano-peepee?? BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!'"
(Oct. 18, 2002, Adult Webmaster Message Board and Forums, http://bbs.porncity.net/archive/index.php/t-41580.html)
Made-up citation: "I hope I don't offend my dog, when he's humping another pooch at the park, by saying 'Put away the crayon!' or 'Put away the lipstick!' I don't want to give him a Napoleon complex about his nano-peepee."