womanpanzee

noun. A chimp with feminine charms. And wiles!

Real citation: "If you are an undercover human and meet Antonio Santana, tell him you are a
member of the Watchtower's secret police looking for people to excommunicate.
Turn him in anyways. Works best if you are an undercover Womanpanzee(tm)."
(Sept. 1, 2000, Yahoo Groups, http://groups.yahoo.com/group/creationevolutiondebate/message/190)

Made-up citation: "Studies show women are aroused by the sight of sexual relations between two men, two women, three men, four meerkats, or a womanpanzee and a caveman. Men are aroused by space battles and lugnuts. So what is it that brings men and women together? About nine beers, researchers say."