Real citation: "What in the blue hell are you talking about?
Well let's see, I said there have been 3 Black African [as opposed to Black Jamacian] Popes before therefore...
It is painfully obvious that I am indeed speaking of Victoria's Secrets new line of lingerie, slated to premier this summer just in time for the beach season...
WTF do you think I'm talking about? 3 Black Popes. Before. Self-fraking-explanatory."
(April 12, 2005, nV News Forums, http://www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/archive/index.php/t-48910.html)
Made-up citation: "My dog doesn't need to explain why it is good to bark at the neighbors, roll on rat corpses, and hump Australian-schnauzer-doodle-whatever-poos. There is nothing to explain: it's self-fraking-explanatory. Arf, woof, aroooo!"