noun. Asshole plus jackhole plus dickwad minus a dick and two holes.
Real citation: "Well, this woman pulled out paperwork upon paperwork on this guy and sat and told my friend of the tales of this asshole....the guy and the ex wife have an 8 yr old daughter together...I guess they have pretty much found proof along with some things the 8 yr old has said, that has led to them investigating this jackasswad for child molesting/neglect!!!!"
(July 20, 2002, "Grrrrr I hate Ma Bell for letting..........." http://mistybrowneyes.mydeardiary.com/entry.html?de_key=663326)
Made-up citation: "Until now, no one has called the President our Jackasswad-in-Chief. But it was inevitable."