adj. Aunt Flo-tastic
Real citation: "Apparently, said girlfriend was, to borrow a term from the top five, 'Feelin' Menstru-iffic' and had a bit of an, er...accident. Hey it happens to the best of us. Sometimes it cannot be contained."
(April 14, 2005, Jana say 'qua', http://janasayqua.blogspot.com/2005/04/not-for-weakor-menor-weak-men.html)
Made-up citation: "I will never eat here again. The noodles are gnarly. The tea is toxic. The salad has cysts. The meatballs are menstru-iffic. And you forgot the root beer, Mom!"