adj. A groin-boggling quality that's non-synonymous with gravitas.
Real citation: "she looks very 90s and VPILFtastic"
(Sept. 1, 2008, i am bored, http://www.i-am-bored.com/forums.asp?action=read&ct=10&q_id=33314&read_page=2&ss=&search_where=)
Made-up citation: "Joe Biden may prove to be a fine vice-president. But is he VPILFtastic? That question can only be answered by America's pants, and they're not talking."