Monday, January 05, 2009


noun. You didn't think that was the real Pope dropkicking six thugs on YouTube, did you?

Real citation: "The Vatican currently employs six stunt-popes."
(David Letterman, Late Show Fun Facts, 2008)

Made-up citation: "Someday, I'll be a stunt-pope, even if it takes 20 years as a stunt-bishop. Of course, I shouldn't look too far ahead. I take my current position as stunt San Diego chicken very seriously."

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