noun. A place that is very needy for attention--like Sweden, with their fancy pancakes and massages.
Real citation: "And come to think of it, why did the UK send our most senior guy T Blair straight to the Middle East when he left office, and not to Sri Lanka, or hey-look-over-there-istan?"
(Jan. 10, 2008, Harry's Place, http://www.hurryupharry.org/2009/01/09/a-tale-of-two-stories/)
Made-up citation: "I'm not going to Hey-look-over-there-istan with you, bucko. I'm simply too enthralled by my lengthy sojourn in I'mboredsowhere'sthepornistan."