noun. A specialist feared and loathed and despised and pooh-poohed by chinologists across the nation.
Real citation: "Is there a foreheadologist out there with an insight into these furrows, or are they merely evidence of a recent and hasty frontal lobotomy?"
(Aug. 9, 2006, Turkey Yoghurt, http://www.chickyog.net/2006/09/06/rachel-from-north-london-how-mad-is-tony-blair/#comment-21567)
Made-up citation: "Illinois foreheadologists are still searching for the lost forehead of Gov. Blago-whatsit. It could be that his forehead and moral compass ran away together, and now they're starting a family."