Wednesday, January 07, 2009


noun. A specialist feared and loathed and despised and pooh-poohed by chinologists across the nation.

Real citation: "Is there a foreheadologist out there with an insight into these furrows, or are they merely evidence of a recent and hasty frontal lobotomy?"
(Aug. 9, 2006, Turkey Yoghurt,

Made-up citation: "Illinois foreheadologists are still searching for the lost forehead of Gov. Blago-whatsit. It could be that his forehead and moral compass ran away together, and now they're starting a family."

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