noun. And you thought today was an electoral sugar rush.
Real citation: "Chinese Dr. Pepper-ocracy
Check out Chuck Klosterman's review of Chinese Democracy. I can't believe Chinese Democracy actually came out. I honestly thought Axl Rose would die either at the hands of one of his many celebrity enemies (My dark horse pick? A tag team of David Keith and Keith David, working together like Dexter and Miguel Prado), or in some sort of cornrow-induced brain aneurysm. Axl's dying words would have been some combination of the words 'backing,' 'track,' 're-dub,' and 'fucker.'"
(Nov. 23, 2008, Polivision, http://polivision.blogspot.com/2008/11/chinese-dr-pepper-ocracy.html)
Made-up citation: "Political scientists predicting a Dr. Pepper-ocracy by 2020 have been relieved of their duties and urged to lay off the caffeine, for their own sake and that of their children."