Tuesday, June 03, 2008


noun. I knew I shouldn’t have sold the turbo-cluster-unbuncher…

Related terms: clusterboink, clusterbop, clustercoitus, clusterduck, clusterfiretruck, clusterfornicate, clusterfrack, clusterfreak, clusterfrell, clusterfrick, clusterfrig, clusterfrog, clusterfug, clusterhump, clusterplook, clusterpork, clusterschmuck, clustersmurf, clustersomething.

Real citation: “I am a few months away from 40 and AM SMACK DAB IN HIS DEMOGRAPHIC. I COULD NOT CARE LESS about his POP music. Yes, it is a form of POP music. Nothing particularly groundbreaking. Fun in a Tower-of-Power meets bluegrass clusterbunch? Yes.”
(July 28, 2007, Say whaaaat?, http://awnawhellnaw.blogspot.com/2007/07/who-knew.html)

Made-up citation: “I wasn’t raised in a barn by wolves, so I learned good etiquette. I was taught when to say please, which fork to use, and not to drink out of the dog dish, the toilet bowl, or Dad’s grain-alcohol vat. But one etiquette question was neglected: In public, what adjustments are and are not permissible in the below-the-belt region, specifically involving an underwear bunch-up? The only advice I can offer today's youth is: It depends. Do you require a subtle, small rejiggering, or are you enswaddled in a clusterbunch on the level of the Iraq war?”

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