malt-liquor-y

adj. A word oft-used to describe my favorite drink, cologne, shampoo, and condiment. It smells like mother’s pancakes...

Real citation: “Breathe deeply, friends. That musky, malt-liquor-y, manure-tinged scent? There’s your 'spring.'”
(May 1, 2007, Sub Pop Records, http://www.subpop.com/channel/news/oxford_collapse_at_tufts_universitys_spring_fling_inspires_a_little_bit_of_both)

Made-up citation: “In the spirit of Vatican II, I’d like to offer you a Malt-liquor-y Mocha. It’s highbrow, it’s lowbrow, and it’ll put wowels in your bowels.”