adj. Crack is smoked, sandwiches are missing, decks of cards are incomplete, and Cocoa Puffs are cuckolded in a cuckoo-like condition.
Related term: whacko-cracko.
Real citation: “God love her.... she's gone cracko whacko... bless her little bity heart”
(March 9, 2007, TMZ, http://www.tmz.com/2007/02/17/britney-shaves-her-fand-ing-head/84)
Made-up citation: “If loving you is cracko-whacko, then I don’t want to be cracko-righto."