adj. No ducks were harmed in the making of this euphemism.
Real citation: “No, no, David, you don't understand. Let me wipe the windshield for you. Dick Cheney wouldn't assume the presidency because under this dream scenario we'd impeach his flubberducking ass too.”
(James Wolcott, June 7, 2008, http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/blogs/wolcott/2008/06/by-way-of-atrio.html)
Made-up citation: “I’m through flubberducking around with you. Give me the chinchilla—or the leprechaun dies.”