noun. A collector of cow pies; the cow-tipper-over's stinky coworker.
Real citation: "cow-crapper-upper or crappup"
Made-up citation: "I never wanted to be a middle-aged cow-crapper-upper. I studied to be a youthful goat-pee-sponger... My dreams and illusions lie buried between the barn and the slop bucket, much like Annabelle, my chicken."