Thursday, June 05, 2008


noun. A muscular regime, where the biceps bulge and the hat bands strain. In related news, my chemist can whip your chemist.

Real citation: “California's Steroidocracy
(Oct. 13, 2003, Sick of this Crap,

Made-up citation: “Due to my body’s tasteful blend of scrawn and flab, I am ill-equipped to thrive in a steroidocracy. I’ll have to settle for permanent residency in a double-chocolate-stout-ocracy of my own. Excuse me whilst I sip.”

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