noun. A muscular regime, where the biceps bulge and the hat bands strain. In related news, my chemist can whip your chemist.
Real citation: “California's Steroidocracy”
(Oct. 13, 2003, Sick of this Crap, http://www.sickofthiscrap.com/13oct03.html)
Made-up citation: “Due to my body’s tasteful blend of scrawn and flab, I am ill-equipped to thrive in a steroidocracy. I’ll have to settle for permanent residency in a double-chocolate-stout-ocracy of my own. Excuse me whilst I sip.”