What-the-frak-is-going-onsville

noun. A placed called home, if your home is mired in mind-forever-frakked-uppedness.

Related terms: Assclownistan, Duckfuckistan, East Buttfuckistan, Lower Buttmunchistan, Whackjobistan, Where-the-fuck-istan.

Real citation: "While last week’s episode of Battlestar Galactica might not have been the greatest episode of the season, it looks like things are going to get back on track and based on this week’s preview clip, I’m pretty sure the track’s destination is just south of What-the-frak-is-going-onsville."
(Kelly West, June 3, 2008, Blend Television, http://www.cinemablend.com/television/Battlestar-Galactica-Clip-Hub-10706.html)

Made-up citation: "I'll be spending the summer in What-the-frak-is-going-onsville, after a quick jaunt through Batshitistan, a sad sojourn in I'mboredsowhere'sthepornistan, and a magical fortnight in Poughkeepsie, where I long to roam.”