noun. A kabillion, a frabillion, a quazillion, a boatload. Or so.
Real citation: “Bang on their ward a metric-expletive-ton or maybe 24 times a day, preferably every 20 mins past the hour mark up until the raid day and time”
(Oct. 31, 2007, Nexus War, http://forums.nexuswar.com/viewtopic.php?t=13488&sid=dead89afe72996011f746175eadab959)
Made-up citation: “On a scale of zero to a metric-expletive-ton, how many fluorescent hats is it acceptable for a man to own, a grown man in the big city who is mostly not a pimp? My head has needs, you know.”