noun. This makes a millisecond seem like enough time to wash your hair, dye your hair, dry your hair, and grow some hair on your shiny parts, whatever parts they may be. Just leave me out of it!
Real citation: "I would make that deal in a kajillasecond. And you know what else? Chris Wallace is just dumb enough to offer it."
(Bill Simmons, ESPN.com, http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/draft2008/columns/story?page=DraftDebate-080624)
Made-up citation: "A soul can be saved in a kajillasecond. But only with really, really, really fast soul-saving equipment."