noun. Whoa is me!
Real citation: “Yep, it's been a wild weekend of whoa-itude.”
(Oct. 29, 2007, Sara’s Random Blog Ramblings!, http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=42602227)
Made-up citation: “When I look into your eyes, I feel the bittersweet sting of love and the gobsmacked drool of whoa-itude. You and me, we're like a squirrel and a bird who beat the odds--just because we both like eating bugs."