adj. The very picture of restraint, involving no projectile primate poopoo.
Real citation: “I've got a date tonight, so can't do it, thanks for the offer, but I will start a thread in the ‘non monkey poo flinging’ section of the BBS to try to plan something for the weekend of the 21st or 28th.”
(Aug. 6, 2004, http://bbs.clutchfans.net/archive/index.php/t-82006.html)
Made-up citation: “’Monkey-poo-flinging or non-monkey-poo-flinging?’ was the ‘Paper or plastic?’ of the caveman, according to this guy in my dorm.”