Thursday, June 12, 2008

dung-heapish

adj. Low-ish on the food chain. Kinda pooey too.

Real citation: “Maybe so, but where is the latter-day Harry Truman when he is so desperately needed in that otherwise dung-heapish gaggle of leftist clods vying for the Dem nomination?”
(Sept. 29, 2007, Ankle Biting Pundits, http://www.anklebitingpundits.com/content/?p=2612)

Made-up citation: “Every writer needs a specialty, and I encourage all my groupies and disciples to find one, no matter how dung-heapish or creepy-uncle-y it may be.”

3 comments:

Brian said...

This is funnies thing I've read in 12 days.

KUDOS!

Anonymous said...

Funnies thing since yesterday

B.T. Bowman said...

The Hector was tall for an El Salvadorian. He and his benevolent, black three-piece suit pursued a slow tango out from behind the bar. He grinned, his gold tooth glimmering with merriment. A leisurely stroll, acting casual, the Hector removed his sunglasses and ran his hands through his heapish hairdo. Morton fixated his gaze upon the Hector’s stunning hairocaust. You could build a nest in there.