Monday, June 30, 2008


noun. The art and science of being a paleo-whatsit-doohickey-phallic-device.

Real citation: “For all this nation's wonders and treats, this is s another example of that unique English level of incompetence (or dildometry, as one of my co-workers is fond of saying), that creeps up on you just when you think you're sure (finally) that you're in a first-world nation.”
(Feb. 21, 2006, globalNix,

Made-up citation: "I renounced dildometry as a youth, but it didn't renounce me. Case in point: I just put salt in my coffee."

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