noun. The most practical way to get to your summer home in Whackjobistan.
Real citation: “Quick, Ken Hutcherson! To the Batshitcrazymobile! Latvia Needs You!”
(Dan Savage, June 7, 2008, Slog, http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/quick_ken_hutcherson_to_the_batshitcrazy)
Made-up citation: "Ford's new Batshitcrazymobile appeals to America's largest demographic, according to Matt Taibbi's new book, The Great Derangement, which I cannot recommend enough."