non-groin regions

noun phrase. The placid suburbs and wacky neighbors of the netherparts.

Real citation: “I find love is felt my groin (I have just one groin, and I even find I do not envy those with more than one). I notice that the woman I have loved have been loved by my groin. And much more than my groin has loved other women who I did not love with all the other non-groin regions.”
(Feb. 23, 2008, SciForums.com, http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?p=1786337)

Made-up citation: “A groinocologist examining the non-groin regions is like an NBA referee giving an ethics lesson, according to Wilt Chamberlain’s ghost.”