noun phrase. Random ballsiness. Or ballsy randomness. Either way, it’s a bad week to stop smoking chicken bones.
Real citation: “George Clooney will never ever be this cool again. It is literally hopeless for him now. As I quite sincerely doubt he will ever come across dialogue or a pair of mad chucklers to direct his intonations in quite the manic joy as he has been conducted to deliver here. He is a smooth talking pontificator of testicular guessitude and bullshititis.”
(Dec. 13, 2000, Ain’t It Cool News, http://www.aintitcool.com/?q=node/7691)
Made-up citation: “The Pope possesses more testicular guessitude than anyone else on the planet, though sticklers call it ‘infallibility,’ denying proper credit to the proud papal plums.”