noun. A clusterfuck fit for all audiences.
Related terms: clusterboink, clustercoitus, clusterduck, clusterfiretruck, clusterfornicate, clusterfrack, clusterfreak, clusterfrell, clusterfrick, clusterfrig, clusterfug, clusterhump, clusterplook, clusterpork, clusterschmuck, clustersmurf.
Real citation: “I love it. This is the first time either the UAW or the clusterbop of management has had to worry about anything in their lives.”
(May 6, 2005, KFFL, http://kffl.com/forums/showthread.php?t=124597)
Made-up citation: "Tell little Billy he needs to wait his turn in line, so we can all avoid clusterbops, poopstorms, and fucking nightmares of cafeteria congestion."