Monday, June 16, 2008


noun. An instructor who specializes in extracurricular activities or—by Odin’s ravens!—accepts money to teach.

Real citation: “The main character in midnight cowboy (Jon Voights character.)was from Texas. He moved to New York to find work as a male prostitute. He's like a handsomer, more well endowed, me! Except I'm moving FROM New York TO Texas to be a male prosti...teacher.”
(May 7, 2008,

Made-up citation: “I am a prosti-teacher and prosti-writer, but I have dreams. When will I fulfill my destiny and become the prosti-press secretary I was born to be?”


shindo said...

I like this term a lot, but it may reflect my attitude towards being in this profession for the past couple of years.

Gemma said...

Hmm, how about prosti-tutor instead? Nice concept though. :)