Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Anti-Christitude

noun. A quality possessed by the Dark Prince, who is one Bad Feller, though somewhat different from his Satanic Majesty, blah blah armageddon-cakes.

Real citation: “The Left Behind franchise is a series of books and movies that take place immediately after the rapture. The rapture, for you heathens that will be burning in hell, is the event near the End of Times when the faithful are instantaneously zapped up to heaven by the Gentle Hand of God. The unclean faithless, i.e. those "left behind," are then treated to vast quantities of war, chaos, and Anti-Christitude, usually portrayed to look something like the picture here.”(Dan. G, “I Want To Be Left Behind,” May 5, 2005, Bald & Effective, http://baldandeffective.com/2005/05/i-want-to-be-left-behind.html)

Made-up citation: "When I'm in the mood for Anti-Christitude, I take quaaludes with nude prudes. Women say I'm shrewd."

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