cheeseburgerette

noun. A cheeseburger with cheesecake-y wiles.

Real citation: “Hi hamburger How is the misses? May i call her cheeseburgerette?”
(Sept. 7, 2005, http://www.able2know.com/forums/search.php?search_author=turtlette)

Made-up citation: "The drippy, naughty, FDAlicious love between a cheeseburgerette and a he-potato is something Rachel Ray is far better qualified to describe."