noun. Look closely under the celebu-rubble and this ye shall find. The use of latex gloves is suggested.
Related terms: celebubot, celebubrat, celebucaust, celebu-chef, celebudude, celebu-ex-con, celebufreak, celebu-gasmic, celebu-idiot, celebu-mediawhore, celebupod, celebu-rexic, celebuspawn, celebutart, celebutot, celebutard, celebuturd, celebutwin, celebu-wraith.
Real citation: ”Celeb Stink often prides itself on bringing you the hottest and tastiest tidbits of celebrity shenanigans. However, there are times that the news just ain't fit to print. In what may be the grossest story to come out of Tinselwood these days, TMZ reports that former teenage star and current letch Scott "Chachi" Baio has done the dirtiest of deeds with celebu-shambles Liza Minnelli.”
(June 24, 2007, Celebrity Stink, http://www.cinemablend.com/celebrity/Uhhh-Scott-Baio-And-WHO-4879.html)
Made-up citation: "Uncle Fred always said I could be anything in the world: NBA groupie, celebu-shambles, even director of the CIA. God bless you, Uncle Fred! All is forgiven."