noun. Sweet merciful boobamaphones.
Related terms: chesticular region, boobular area.
Real citation: “Everyone likes to feel sexy after all, and what could possibly be more flattering or dignified for an actress than having the phrase 'ALWAYS OPEN' plastered above your digitally enhanced boobological region. I'd advise Rosario to reprise this gimmick in ads for any future roles; perhaps a version with a suggestively placed flute, in case she's doing any Shakespeare in the Park anytime soon.”
(July 26, 2006, The Bicameral Mind, http://thebicameralmind.blogspot.com/2006/07/how-did-patton-beat-rommel-he-read-his.html)
Made-up citation: "In the post-Janet-Jackson's-breast era, it warms my cocoa to know that the FCC keeps men, women, children, and all woodland creatures safe from unwanted sojourns to the boobological region, which can be so bleak and traumatizing."