heathenitude

noun. A quality I admire in a girl, boy, senator, small mammal, or space alien.

Real citation: “I bow to your superior heathenitude!”
(July 22, 2007, http://annathepiper.livejournal.com/696943.html)

Made-up citation: "As my resume indicates, I have a good work ethic and large inner vats of heathenitude. As you can see, I also have nice hair."