non-crapularity

noun. The essence of a non-suckitudinous person, place, or thingy.

Real citation: “For those scoring at home: Victoria still has the shitty entrance theme, but did NOT dance for us in seizure-like fashion, so we're half-way back to non-crapularity.“
(Rick Scaia, June 13, 2004, Online Onslaught, http://www.onlineonslaught.com/recaps/ppv/20040613.shtml)

Made-up citation: "Well, I have at least one reader who insists my manuscript is brimming with non-crapularity. On that note, fetch me a pie."