noun. A part of the porkgasm family that's preferable to the pig's-ear-gasm.
Real citation: “My boyfriend Ryan does the same thing. We once found a pack of 10lb bacon and I thought he was going to have a bacongasm in the store. I had to convince him that there was no way we could eat all that before it went bad and console him with a smaller pack.”
(Feb. 16, 2007, Lois & Clark Fanfic, http://www.lcficmbs.com/cgi-bin/boards/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=007043;p=)
Made-up citation: "The prospect of a bacongasm is a beacon of hope for the millions of Americans suffering from post-traumatic red wine disorder."