Wednesday, August 01, 2007

shaving-cream penis enema

noun. Do I have to explain everything to you people?

Real citation: “No, CD, I haven't heard of shaving-cream penis enemas before. But then I've always been lucky in love.”
(Dan Savage, July 26, 2007, The Stranger,

Made-up citation: "According to my frat brothers, a shaving-cream penis enema every morning for a fortnight will cure any VD. This is why all my brothers are dead, and I'm writing you from this lonely prison cell, my sweet, sweet Annabelle Lee."

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