noun. Do I have to explain everything to you people?
Real citation: “No, CD, I haven't heard of shaving-cream penis enemas before. But then I've always been lucky in love.”
(Dan Savage, July 26, 2007, The Stranger, http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=272569)
Made-up citation: "According to my frat brothers, a shaving-cream penis enema every morning for a fortnight will cure any VD. This is why all my brothers are dead, and I'm writing you from this lonely prison cell, my sweet, sweet Annabelle Lee."