adj. If I hear one more play on that O.J. title, here's how you can kill me now.
Real citation: “O.J. Simpson said this week that his hypotetheticonfessional book "If I Did It" was ghostwritten, and that the hypothetical ghostwriter did a theoretically lousy job on the chapter in which Simpson hypothetically described the night he killed his wife and her friend. Hypothetically.”
(King Kaufmann, Aug. 3, 2007, Salon, http://www.salon.com/sports/col/kaufman/2007/08/03/friday/)
Made-up citation: "Hypotetheticonfessionally speaking, how would you feel if my dog just peed in your cornflakes?"